How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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marble

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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alcoholism kills

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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