Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Obama

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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DERP

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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