A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Laura Pratz..

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Anti Joke

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