why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Goat balls.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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