what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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BIG PENIS

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Ruller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A man walks into a bar.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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