So a baby seal walks into a club.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

womens rights

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

An antijoke

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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