- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A fish walks into a bar

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Dani Barton = Stupid

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Dallas Cowboys

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Women's rights

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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