how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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