- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

1+1= 69

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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