What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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William Raines.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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