What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An antijoke

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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