What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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noodles

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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I Love Hitler.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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guess what?

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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