Laura Pratz..

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

your fat

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

You.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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