Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

George W. Bush

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

chuck norris is a little b|tch

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Knock Knock Come in.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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