- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Jess Burns

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A fish walks into a bar

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Obama

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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