- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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