What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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I Love Hitler.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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