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An iguana walks out of a bar

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What what In the butt

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

NEVER

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A man walks into a bar.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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