a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Knock Knock Come in!

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womens rights

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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