Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

So a seal walks into a club...

Black people are innocent.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Potato salad

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

womens rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

No.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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