-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A fish walks into a bar

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Dani Barton = Stupid

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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