- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Laura Pratz..

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

You.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Johnny just finished his pie.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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