killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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black people. that is all...

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Anti Joke

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