What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Ben is gay

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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BIG PENIS

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock Knock Come in!

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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