What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

noodles

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

I Love Hitler.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

guess what?

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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