a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Ruller

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A man walks into a bar.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Asians...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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