A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

George W. Bush

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Knock Knock Come in.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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