- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Potato salad

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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