What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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France never surrender.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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