How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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