What's red and silly? A blood clot

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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to see a bad joke look above

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Ruller

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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women's rights

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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