I Love Hitler.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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your fat

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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CHEEZECAKE

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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