What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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