- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five guys one rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Kate

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Kenny G

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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