I Love Hitler.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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apple pie.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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balls in ya mouf

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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