Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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I love you very much.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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