whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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George W. Bush

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A scottish man having fun

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Dallas Cowboys

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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