- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

France never surrender.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

The government makes a good decision

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

BIG PENIS

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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