American healthcare.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Liars go to hell! -God

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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hi bye

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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