What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

What what In the butt

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Kenny G

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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