A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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