The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Dani Barton = Stupid

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Women's rights

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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