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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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