What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Womens Sports

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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balls in ya mouf

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Five guys one rape.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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