Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Chuck Norris died.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

Knock Knock Come in.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

France never surrender.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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