A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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womens rights

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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