Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Five guys one rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

why did the chicken cross the road

An antijoke

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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