what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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A black man killed someone

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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