- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

NEVER

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dani Barton = Stupid

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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