- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Rick Perry.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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