some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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womens rights

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Goat balls.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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to see a bad joke look above

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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