What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Hair

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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