What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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I can't see my forehead

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1+1= 69

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Anti jokes are funny

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Potato salad

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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