A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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French people.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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