Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

I Love Hitler.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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