What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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