What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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wat?

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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You.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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make me a sandwich!

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Liars go to hell! -God

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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