Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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An antijoke

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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