Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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BIG PENIS

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A joke

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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