What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A black man killed someone

Ben is gay

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

BIG PENIS

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

tim tebow is a great quarterback

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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