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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

A black guy walks in to a bar.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

So a seal walks into a club...

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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