9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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