ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Scott

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

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