A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Women's rights

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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