- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??