- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock go away

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Chuck Norris died.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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