A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Carlton

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Ruller

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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