My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Womens Sports

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I'm Spartacus

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Hair

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