A man sat down Then he stood up

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Liars go to hell! -God

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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