What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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