- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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