Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Dani Barton = Stupid

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

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