Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Knock Knock Come in.

France never surrender.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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