Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A man walks into a bar.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A joke

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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I Love Hitler.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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