What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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France never surrender.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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