- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A joke

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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