Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Dallas Cowboys

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Global Warming.

You.

I Love Hitler.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

I love you.

wat?

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

P0P T4Rt

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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