This site is hilarious oh wait...

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Asians...

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

I like your hair

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A man walks into a bar.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris died.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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