- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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