There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Jess Burns

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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womens rights

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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BIG PENIS

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Your mom.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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