Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Goat balls.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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