What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What what In the butt

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Obama

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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American healthcare.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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