Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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I can't see my forehead

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A black man killed someone

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Ben is gay

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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