knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Dallas Cowboys

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

I love you.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

France never surrender.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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