Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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BIG PENIS

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What what In the butt

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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