- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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