A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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The WNBA.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A joke

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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