There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Jews who wear penny loafers...

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Obama

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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