Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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I love you very much.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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youre gay

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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