- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A black guy walks in to a bar.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

BIG PENIS

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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