why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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American healthcare.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Dallas Cowboys

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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