- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Asians...

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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