How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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