- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Women's rights

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Liars go to hell! -God

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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