What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Women's rights

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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