- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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