What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

I like your hair

A joke

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

George W. Bush

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

You.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

I love you.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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