Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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You.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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women's rights

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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make me a sandwich!

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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hi bye

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

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