- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

why did the chicken cross the road

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

BIG PENIS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A man walks into a bar.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dani Barton = Stupid

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