Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Obama

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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