Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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your mom

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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cc

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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johann grayson being liked

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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