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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

I'm Spartacus

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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hi bye

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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