- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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