A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

make me a sandwich!

guess what?

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

I'm Spartacus

CHEEZECAKE

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

Five guys one rape.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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