Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

A black man killed someone

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

What what In the butt

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