yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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NEVER

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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women's rights

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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