yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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NEVER

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Obama

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A man walks into a bar.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Jews for Jesus

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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