What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock go away

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Chuck Norris died.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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