what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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BIG PENIS

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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