What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

American healthcare.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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