- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The government makes a good decision

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Potato salad

What what In the butt

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

nathan palmer has a big head !

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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