what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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The government makes a good decision

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Potato salad

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's 9 +10 19

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