Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

A black guy walks in to a bar.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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