Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A black man killed someone

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What what In the butt

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to see a bad joke look above

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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