An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I'm Spartacus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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youre gay

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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