What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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