they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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I can't see my forehead

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Ben is gay

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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