What's funnier than 24? 25

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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wat?

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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P0P T4Rt

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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