Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

George W. Bush

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Knock Knock Come in.

France never surrender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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