Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Rick Perry.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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