How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

tim tebow is a great quarterback

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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