A black man killed someone

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

If life throws you lemons Catch them

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

What what In the butt

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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