- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Obama

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

knock knock go away

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Chuck Norris died.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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