Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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An antijoke

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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knock knock go away

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A scottish man having fun

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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