Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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