Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Global Warming.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Knock Knock Come in.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

France never surrender.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

9/11.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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