- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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