thomas hall= fuckin dikc

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Dallas Cowboys

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

No joke.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

wat?

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

You.

make me a sandwich!

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

The mets are 3-0 this season

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