What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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knock knock go away

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Anti Joke

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