- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Women's rights

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Dallas Cowboys

American healthcare.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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