a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Potato salad

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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BIG PENIS

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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An antijoke

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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