How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Women's rights

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DERP

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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William Raines.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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