Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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NEVER

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Women's rights

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