Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

I love you very much.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

youre gay

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Anti Joke

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