Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Obama

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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