- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Jess Burns

womens rights

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What what In the butt

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

NEVER

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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