JUSTIN BEING SMART

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A scottish man having fun

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Dallas Cowboys

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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