whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Dallas Cowboys

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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I Love Hitler.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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