- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti jokes are funny

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Goat balls.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

Potato salad

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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