yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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women's rights

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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I like jokes.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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A fat man on a moped

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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