- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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