Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

The government makes a good decision

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did the chicken cross the road

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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