Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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womens rights

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Jess Burns

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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