What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Obama

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Jews for Jesus

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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