what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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