- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Ruller

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

George W. Bush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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