Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Ben is gay

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Asians...

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