What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Women's rights

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

women's rights

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Liars go to hell! -God

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I'm Spartacus

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

P0P T4Rt

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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