What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

I like your hair

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

knock knock go away

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Jews for Jesus

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Dallas Cowboys

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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