Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A joke

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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