whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Knock Knock Come in!

why did the chicken cross the road

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

NEVER

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Kenny G

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A man walks into a bar.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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