Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Ben is gay

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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BIG PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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