Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What what In the butt

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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A joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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