The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What what In the butt

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

An antijoke

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A man walks into a bar.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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