- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

I can't see my forehead

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

A black man killed someone

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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