Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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youre gay

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hi im paul!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

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