Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Women's rights

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Global Warming.

You.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

I love you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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