How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Global Warming.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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apple pie.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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You.

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Female Athletics

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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