Hair

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Carlton

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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