- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

knock knock go away

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