- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

So a seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Scott

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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