How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

Hair

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Five guys one rape.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A black guy walks in to a bar.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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