What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Dallas Cowboys

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Women's rights

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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