A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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noodles

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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