Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Asians...

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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I like your hair

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A joke

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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