Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

I like your hair

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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