Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

tim tebow is a great quarterback

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A scottish man having fun

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Dallas Cowboys

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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