What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Women's rights

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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I Love Hitler.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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