What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Women's rights

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

apple pie.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Liars go to hell! -God

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

I love you very much.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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