- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

knock knock go away

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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