- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

women's rights

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

A scottish man having fun

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

apple pie.

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