Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What's funny? Women's rights.

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

NEVER

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A man walks into a bar.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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