- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

knock knock go away

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Jews for Jesus

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Dallas Cowboys

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Womens Sports

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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