Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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youre gay

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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An antijoke

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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