-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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