what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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A black guy, an asian guy, and a white guy jump off a cliff, who lands first? Well, newton's first law states that every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. So it depends on who weighs the most.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Poop.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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mitt romney

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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