Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Wanna hear a joke? No.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Knock Knock Come in!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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