What what In the butt

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An antijoke

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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