What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A fish walks into a bar

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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