Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What what In the butt

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Ruller

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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