A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Women's rights

Dallas Cowboys

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

women's rights

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's funnier than 24? 25

I'm Spartacus

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Anti Joke

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