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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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NEVER

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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A joke

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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