- Anti Joke

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A man walks into a bar.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Asians...

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Knock Knock Come in.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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