Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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France never surrender.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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