Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

A scottish man having fun

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dallas Cowboys

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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