-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

French people.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A joke

Dani Barton = Stupid

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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