- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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