Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Women's rights.

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BIG PENIS

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An antijoke

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a bar.

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I like your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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