- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

your moms so fat she has kankles

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

NEVER

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Asians...

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Dani Barton = Stupid

knock knock go away

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A joke

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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