Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

BIG PENIS

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

womens rights

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Dani Barton = Stupid

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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