There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What what In the butt

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Anti Joke

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