- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

9/11.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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