9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Asians...

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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I like your hair

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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A man walks into a bar.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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