What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Global Warming.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Female Athletics

You.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

apple pie.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Knock Knock Come in.

women's rights

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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