Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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the cow goes moo

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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NEVER

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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