How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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An antijoke

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A man walks into a bar.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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I like your hair

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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DERP

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Chuck Norris died.

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Women's rights

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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