Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Scott

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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