roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Liars go to hell! -God

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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