Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Carlton

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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cc

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A joke

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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