Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What what In the butt

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A scottish man having fun

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

George W. Bush

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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