Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A joke

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Womens Sports

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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