why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Global Warming.

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Female Athletics

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You.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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apple pie.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock Come in.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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