Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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your fat

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Anti Joke

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