A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

I like your hair

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

I Love Hitler.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

apple pie.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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