Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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George W. Bush

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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You.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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