why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Penis.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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