Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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knock knock go away

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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George W. Bush

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Dallas Cowboys

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Womens Sports

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Anti Joke

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