An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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youre gay

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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