- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Ben is gay

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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