What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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