what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

youre gay

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A black man killed someone

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Knock Knock Come in!

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

An antijoke

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

your moms so fat she has kankles

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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