- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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American healthcare.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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