- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

DERP

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's in there? Get outta there...

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

your fat

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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