Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

BIG PENIS

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A fish walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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