- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Potato salad

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Your mom.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Scott

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Obama

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

does this look unsure to you?

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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