tim tebow is a great quarterback

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A joke

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Dallas Cowboys

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

What's in there? Get outta there...

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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