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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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guess what?

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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I'm Spartacus

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CHEEZECAKE

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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