Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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