- Anti Joke

How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A joke

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I Love Hitler.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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