What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

youre gay

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Anti jokes are funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Goat balls.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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