whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Asians...

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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