- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

A man walks into a bar.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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