a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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