What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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does this look unsure to you?

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Jews for Jesus

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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i have aids and a chode

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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blubber vaginass CC

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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