Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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DERP

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Laura Pratz..

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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