- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

i have aids and a chode

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

American healthcare.

Dallas Cowboys

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's in there? Get outta there...

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

I'm Spartacus

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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