You.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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