Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

9/11.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

So a seal walks into a club...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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