Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

George W. Bush

A scottish man having fun

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Global Warming.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

I Love Hitler.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Knock Knock Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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