What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Dallas Cowboys

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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your fat

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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