Goat balls.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

i have aids and a chode

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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