- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Goat balls.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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