France never surrender.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

Liars go to hell! -God

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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