- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

hi bye

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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