What's red and silly? A blood clot

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

A dwarf walks under a bar.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Asians...

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Dani Barton = Stupid

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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