What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Scott

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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Obama

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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