Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Winking at old people

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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