Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

BIG PENIS

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

An antijoke

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...