Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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I'm Spartacus

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Winking at old people

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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The government makes a good decision

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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