ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Scott

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

What do you call your mother? Mom.

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