Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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I can't see my forehead

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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