what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Anti Joke

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