- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Where to, sir? Forward.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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