Knock Knock Come in.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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France never surrender.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Hair

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Anti Joke

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