- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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