Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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The government makes a good decision

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Obama

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NEVER

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