q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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BIG PENIS

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Asians...

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A scottish man having fun

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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