What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What what In the butt

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I like your hair

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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