WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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NEVER

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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AND

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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