What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Obama

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What's big? Jupiter.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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DERP

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Laura Pratz..

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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