- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

your moms so fat she has kankles

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

does this look unsure to you?

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Jews for Jesus

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

i have aids and a chode

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