whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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I like your hair

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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You.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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France never surrender.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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