What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

I like your hair

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

You.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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