- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Ben is gay

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

BIG PENIS

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Ruller

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??