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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

apple pie.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Roses are red Violets are blue

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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