What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Women's rights

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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women's rights

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make me a sandwich!

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I'm Spartacus

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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