What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Jews for Jesus

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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American healthcare.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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