A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A scottish man having fun

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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I'm Spartacus

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France never surrender.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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wat?

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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