- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

your fat

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

Liars go to hell! -God

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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