- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

BIG PENIS

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Ruller

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A man walks into a bar.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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