-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Hair

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A black man killed someone

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What what In the butt

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Anti Joke

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