A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Potato salad

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Your mom.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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NEVER

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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