- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Anti jokes are funny

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

What's funny? Women's rights.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Potato salad

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

Your mom.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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