What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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DERP

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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your fat

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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