- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

wat?

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

guess what?

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

I'm Spartacus

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

CHEEZECAKE

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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