An antijoke

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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NEVER

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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