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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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