whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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