There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Potato salad

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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