What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

knock knock go away

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Chuck Norris died.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Knock Knock Come in.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Womens Sports

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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