- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

A man walks into a bar.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Chuck Norris died.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

your fat

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

wat?

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Liars go to hell! -God

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