- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's in there? Get outta there...

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

You.

women's rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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