Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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cc

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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