Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

women's rights

Johnny just finished his pie.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

I'm Spartacus

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

youre gay

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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