How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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wat?

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Hair

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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