- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

hi bye

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

son, you're adopted.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

youre gay

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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