Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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