Ben is gay

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Goat balls.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

BIG PENIS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's red and silly? A blood clot

Scott

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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