- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What's in there? Get outta there...

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

Johnny just finished his pie.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

Liars go to hell! -God

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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