Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I like your hair

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

A scottish man having fun

George W. Bush

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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