So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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your fat

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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You.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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I love you.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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