Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What what In the butt

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

An antijoke

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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