what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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The economy.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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lebron

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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WNBA

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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