If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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BIG PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Anti Joke

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