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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Asians...

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

knock knock go away

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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