A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A man walks into a bar.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

Female Athletics

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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