Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A joke

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A scottish man having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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