How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Carlton

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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the cow goes moo

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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