Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Knock Knock Come in!

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What what In the butt

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

to see a bad joke look above

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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