tim tebow is a great quarterback

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A joke

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Dallas Cowboys

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's in there? Get outta there...

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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