I like your hair

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Dallas Cowboys

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Knock Knock Come in.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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