- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

I like your hair

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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