What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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I Love Hitler.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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apple pie.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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I love you.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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I'm Spartacus

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wat?

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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