What's funny? Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

I like your hair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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