A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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