How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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