Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What what In the butt

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call your mother? Mom.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A scottish man having fun

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Dallas Cowboys

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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