- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

French people.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A joke

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A scottish man having fun

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

apple pie.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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