What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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apple pie.

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The

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Womens Sports

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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