Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

I like your hair

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

George W. Bush

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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