- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Chuck Norris died.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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