Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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