How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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your fat

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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France never surrender.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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