Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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