Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

9/11.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Ben is gay

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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