Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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France never surrender.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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