Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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CHEEZECAKE

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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youre gay

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1+1= 69

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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hi im paul!

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