There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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live babies

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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