A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Dallas Cowboys

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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