What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Dani Barton = Stupid

knock knock go away

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Global Warming.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Female Athletics

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

You.

Knock Knock Come in.

women's rights

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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