- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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