what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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NEVER

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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