Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Ben is gay

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Goat balls.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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BIG PENIS

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Scott

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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