Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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wat?

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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