A man walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

I like your hair

women's rights

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

knock knock go away

Dani Barton = Stupid

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

You.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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