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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

your moms so fat she has kankles

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

knock knock go away

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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