A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Carlton

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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cc

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What what In the butt

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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