A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Ben is gay

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Goat balls.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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