- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

why did the chicken cross the road

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

NEVER

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

A man walks into a bar.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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