- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Knock Knock Come in.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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