A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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the cow goes moo

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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