- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Women's rights

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

I love you.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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