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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Knock Knock Come in.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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