George W. Bush

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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