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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

George W. Bush

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Dallas Cowboys

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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