Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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BIG PENIS

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womens rights

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What what In the butt

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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