whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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I like your hair

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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French people.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Global Warming.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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