- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

A scottish man having fun

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

I love you.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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