Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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BIG PENIS

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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womens rights

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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