- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

I like your hair

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

knock knock go away

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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