- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

I have no joke. u mad?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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