Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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I like your hair

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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women's rights

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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knock knock go away

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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George W. Bush

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Global Warming.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Knock Knock Come in.

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