What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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American healthcare.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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