BIG PENIS

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

knock knock go away

Dani Barton = Stupid

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Global Warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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