Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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apple pie.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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France never surrender.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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wat?

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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