Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Carlton

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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the cow goes moo

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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