One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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