Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Women's rights

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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