the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Goat balls.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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BIG PENIS

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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AND

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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