One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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I'm Spartacus

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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