What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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wat?

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Hair

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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