What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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