What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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youre gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Goat balls.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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