- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Scott

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Obama

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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