- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Female Athletics

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

France never surrender.

I love you.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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