WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Asians...

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A joke

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

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