"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Hair

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9/11.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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