- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

This is a joke for Homeless people:

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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