What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Female Athletics

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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France never surrender.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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