Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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George W. Bush

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Female Athletics

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You.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Womens Sports

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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