shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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NEVER

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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No.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Robin, get in the car.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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