Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Goat balls.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Scott

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An antijoke

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Robin, get in the car.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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