What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Womens rights.

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women's rights

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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