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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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