Jess Burns

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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