youre gay

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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