Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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black

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France never surrender.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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