What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

An iguana walks out of a bar

NEVER

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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