I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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mitt romney

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Women's rights.

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youre gay

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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