- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Women's rights.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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