Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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