What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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I like your hair

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French people.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A joke

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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A scottish man having fun

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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