What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Scott

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Obama

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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