How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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No.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Lacrosse

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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