How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What's big? Jupiter.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

your fat

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

I AM DISSAPOINTED

You.

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