- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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