- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Lacrosse

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What's gay and gay? Joe

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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