- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I love you.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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