what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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