What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Oh...okay, good.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

NEVER

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

women's rights

French people.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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