What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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