- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's in there? Get outta there...

To mamas so fat shes fat

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

make me a sandwich!

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

I'm Spartacus

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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