What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Female Athletics

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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