What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

womens rights

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

A. Hey.. B. Hi

NEVER

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What's big? Jupiter.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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