- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

youre gay

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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