What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Jess Burns

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RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES RATE THIS JOKE THUMBS UP FOR TEN COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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No.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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