Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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