roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

apple pie.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

wat?

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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