Robin, get in the car.

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No.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Military intelligence.

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Punch line.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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