- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What's funnier than 24? 25

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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