A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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A scottish man having fun

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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France never surrender.

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I'm Spartacus

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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