What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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An antijoke

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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DERP

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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your fat

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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