Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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BIG PENIS

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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womens rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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