What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Global Warming.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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France never surrender.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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I'm Spartacus

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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