Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A baby seal walks into a club

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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