- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

a black guy with rights in 1924

What didn't last long? You in the bed

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

What's funny? Women's rights.

So a seal walks into a club...

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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