Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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