Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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My life

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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