What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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The

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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