How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

theres a fat guy

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Jess Burns

How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

A baby seal walks into a club

No.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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