- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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