womens rights

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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why did the chicken cross the road

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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i have aids and a chode

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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blubber vaginass CC

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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