Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Jess Burns

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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to see a bad joke look above

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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