why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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women's rights

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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French people.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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