Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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