- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

Knock Knock! Come in.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

women's rights

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

I like jokes.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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