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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

9/11.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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