Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Ben is gay

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Goat balls.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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BIG PENIS

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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