- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I like your hair

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

knock knock go away

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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