what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Kim Kardashian.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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