A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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You're on fire.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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