MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Itookasipasoda

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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