Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Asians...

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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