Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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AND

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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I like your hair

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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apple pie.

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wat?

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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P0P T4Rt

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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