What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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An antijoke

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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NEVER

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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American healthcare.

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women's rights

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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