Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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ASSCHEEKS

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what color is blue? green

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wanna hear a joke? no

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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