What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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