What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Jess Burns

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Scott

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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