- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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