- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What what In the butt

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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