Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Jess Burns

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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to see a bad joke look above

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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