- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Hi my name is Bob

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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