why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Lacrosse

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American healthcare.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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