If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

A fish walks into a bar

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

French people.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Dani Barton = Stupid

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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