- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Winking at old people

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

I can't see my forehead

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

So a seal walks into a club...

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??