What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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