- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

NEVER

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

I like your hair

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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