17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

So a seal walks into a club...

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Itookasipasoda

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

women's rights

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