what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Women's rights.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Lacrosse

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American healthcare.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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