- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Rick Perry.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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