What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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NEVER

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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AND

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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your fat

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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You.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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