What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Netball.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Your mom.

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Women rights..

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