your moms so fat she has kankles

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A man walks into a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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I like your hair

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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women's rights

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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knock knock go away

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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George W. Bush

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Global Warming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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