How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A joke

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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