Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Women's rights.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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