What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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your fat

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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make me a sandwich!

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I'm Spartacus

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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hi bye

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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