What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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French people.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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