What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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