A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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