What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Oh...okay, good.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

NEVER

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

women's rights

French people.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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