Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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