Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Carlton

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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You're on fire.

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Women's rights.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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