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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Goat balls.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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