- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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