- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Women's rights

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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