Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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I can't see my forehead

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Your mom.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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knock knock you may come in

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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