What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

I'm Spartacus

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

wanna hear a joke? no

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

youre gay

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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