Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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NEVER

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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women's rights

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French people.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Female Athletics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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