- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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