Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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alcoholism kills

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Jesus wept.

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Yo Mamma

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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