A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Ben is gay

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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BIG PENIS

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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womens rights

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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