- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

wanna hear a joke? no

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

youre gay

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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