What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Potato salad

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