How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Asians...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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