Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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French people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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apple pie.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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