Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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