Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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My life

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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