- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

France never surrender.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

wanna hear a joke? no

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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