Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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