How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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France never surrender.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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P0P T4Rt

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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mitt romney

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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