- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

NEVER

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Kim Kardashian.

No.

Robin, get in the car.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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