Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Women's rights

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