A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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I'm Spartacus

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Anti Joke

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