what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's in there? Get outta there...

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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