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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

A black man killed someone

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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