If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Goat balls.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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