- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Women's rights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

I can't see my forehead

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

BIG PENIS

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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