A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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George W. Bush

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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