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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

balls in ya mouf

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

ASSCHEEKS

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

Carlton

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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