Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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The government makes a good decision

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock Knock Come in!

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Asians...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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