What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Asians...

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

I like your hair

women's rights

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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