- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What what In the butt

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Ruller

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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