Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Five guys one rape.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

youre gay

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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