What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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apple pie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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