- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Ben is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Goat balls.

BIG PENIS

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Scott

What's red and silly? A blood clot

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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