- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

I like your hair

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

knock knock go away

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

George W. Bush

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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