What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Goat balls.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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