-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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9/11.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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The government makes a good decision

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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8=>

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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