Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Asians...

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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apple pie.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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