Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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apple pie.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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