How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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