Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Women's rights.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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An antijoke

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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cc

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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AND

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Anti Joke

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