A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A scottish man having fun

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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I love you.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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