How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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knock knock go away

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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your fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Womens Sports

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Knock Knock Come in.

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I'm Spartacus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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hi bye

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wat?

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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