A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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apple pie.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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I'm Spartacus

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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