- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What's funny? Women's rights.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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