- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

why did the chicken cross the road

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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