Roses are red Violets are blue

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I love you.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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87

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Hair

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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