What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A joke

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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