Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What what In the butt

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A joke

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Chuck Norris died.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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