Knock Knock Come in.

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Womens Sports

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your fat

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I'm Spartacus

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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hi bye

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wat?

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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