- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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