What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Women rights..

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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to see a bad joke look above

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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A joke

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The Bible

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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