How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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9/11.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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