Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A hayride would be fun.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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