Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A joke

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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apple pie.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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