How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Carlton

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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