Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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the cow goes moo

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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NEVER

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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