- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

your moms so fat she has kankles

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Female Athletics

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

knock knock come in

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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