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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

A hayride would be fun.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

does this look unsure to you?

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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