- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Goat balls.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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