How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

Five guys one rape.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Women's rights.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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