- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Goat balls.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Scott

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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