Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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