Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Women's rights.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

I can't see my forehead

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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