I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

George W. Bush

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Global Warming.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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