- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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