How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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An antijoke

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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