- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

I like your hair

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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