I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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NEVER

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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DERP

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Anti Joke

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