One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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youre gay

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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I can't see my forehead

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Popsicles

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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