- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

You.

The Mets win the World Series

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

balls in ya mouf

women's rights

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

wat?

Roses are red Violets are blue

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