How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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make me a sandwich!

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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women's rights

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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hi bye

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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