whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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DERP

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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You.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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women's rights

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France never surrender.

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