What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Female Athletics

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

You.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

women's rights

France never surrender.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

A man sat down Then he stood up

hi bye

It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

ASSCHEEKS

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Hair

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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