How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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