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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

An iguana walks out of a bar

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Rick Perry.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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