- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

women's rights

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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