How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Scott

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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