I can't see my forehead

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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