Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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