Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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women's rights

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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I'm Spartacus

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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hi bye

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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