- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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