Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Asians...

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Look at your hand. Made you look!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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