what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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