- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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your fat

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Knock Knock! Come in.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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