what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Goat balls.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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