- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Your mom.

Scott

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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