What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

French people.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Laura Pratz..

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

noodles

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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