How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A joke

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Laura Pratz..

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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noodles

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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The Bible

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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45.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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