Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

I like your hair

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

My life

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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