- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Women's rights.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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