Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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