A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

women's rights

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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