What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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dildo

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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