What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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why did the chicken cross the road

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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