how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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your fat

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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