-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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does this look unsure to you?

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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My life

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Women's Rights...

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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