- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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