What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Scott

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Rick Perry.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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