- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Knock Knock, Come in.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Goat balls.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Scott

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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