- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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You.

Women's Rights...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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