Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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