- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

NEVER

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

JUSTIN BEING SMART

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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