Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

make me a sandwich!

women's rights

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

hi bye

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Women's rights.

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