- Anti Joke

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

I Love Hitler.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

My life

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Female Athletics

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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