What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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