- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

You.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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