what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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I like your hair

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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