why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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apple pie.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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your fat

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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hi bye

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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son, you're adopted.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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