My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Bible

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You.

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Women's Rights...

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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France never surrender.

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women's rights

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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hi bye

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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