A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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hi bye

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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