- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

a man walked into a bar and said ow

The Mets win the World Series

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

hi bye

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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