- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Women's rights.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

Knock Knock, Come in.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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