France never surrender.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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hi bye

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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9/11.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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