how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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I like your hair

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Kenny G

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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My life

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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noodles

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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