- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

9/11.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

I can't see my forehead

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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