- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

your moms so fat she has kankles

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

i have aids and a chode

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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