- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Women's Rights

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Kenny G

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

i have aids and a chode

What's 6 + 9? 15.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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