- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

a black guy with rights in 1924

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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