- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

The Mets win the World Series

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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