Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A scottish man having fun

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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