- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Robin, get in the car.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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