hi bye

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Women's rights.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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