Wanna hear a joke? No.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Goat balls.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Women's rights.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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