What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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noodles

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Female Athletics

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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