What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Your mom.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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