What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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NEVER

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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