- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Rick Perry.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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