I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

BIG PENIS

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

A scottish man having fun

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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