Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

The Bible

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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