- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walks into a bar

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Jews who wear penny loafers...

NEVER

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

I like your hair

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

The Mets win the World Series

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