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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

A man sat down Then he stood up

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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