Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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