A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

I like your hair

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A scottish man having fun

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Rick Perry.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

I am the sun. You are the moon.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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