What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Sarah Palin

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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