How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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apple pie.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Rick Perry.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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The

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your fat

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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hi bye

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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