what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Women's rights.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Women's rights.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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