your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Goat balls.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Scott

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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