Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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