- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

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