Your mom.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Female Athletics

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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women's rights

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45.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Womens Sports

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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