- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

what color is blue? green

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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