Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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hi bye

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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