One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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