- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

women's rights

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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