Women's rights.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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noodles

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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women's rights

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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