So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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