- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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