What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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NEVER

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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noodles

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Female Athletics

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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women's rights

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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