Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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I like your hair

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Mets win the World Series

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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45.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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hi bye

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