Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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