How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Winking at old people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Women's rights.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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