Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Rick Perry.

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The Mets win the World Series

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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hi bye

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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