How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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