Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Women's Rights

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Kenny G

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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