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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Rick Perry.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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