what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Kim Kardashian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Lacrosse

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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French people.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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