Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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