- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Netball.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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