- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Women's rights.

I can't see my forehead

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Ben is gay

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Like my status for a tbh?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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