- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Winking at old people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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