- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Women's Rights

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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