- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

My life

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

black

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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