- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

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