this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Women's rights.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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No.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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