What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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