- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I can't see my forehead

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Your mom.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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