- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Female Athletics

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Rick Perry.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Women's Rights...

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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