What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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