What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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I can't see my forehead

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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