- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Women's rights.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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