What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Women's Rights

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Asians...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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apple pie.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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