What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Women's rights.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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