What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Asians...

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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France never surrender.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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