What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Asians...

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Military intelligence.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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