- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

No.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Lacrosse

Asians...

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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