what color is blue? green

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

a black guy with rights in 1924

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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