What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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pubic lice.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Gay rights

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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what color is blue? green

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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