What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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French people.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Women's Rights...

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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make me a sandwich!

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wat?

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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