who farted i did :]

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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what color is blue? green

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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