So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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9/11.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Goat balls.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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