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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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