What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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The Colts this year.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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apple pie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Women's rights.

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