what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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i have aids and a chode

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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