What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Obama.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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