a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Women's Rights

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Women's Rights...

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I Love Hitler.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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noodles

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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