So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Rick Perry.

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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