A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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