Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Women's Rights...

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You.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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women's rights

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France never surrender.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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