roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Hair

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Popsicles

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