What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Women's Rights

I like your hair

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

i have aids and a chode

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What's gay and gay? Joe

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Where to, sir? Forward.

Women's Rights...

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Roses are red Violets are blue

a man walked into a bar and said ow

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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