A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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theres a fat guy

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Rick Perry.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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