- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big? Jupiter.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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