Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Asians...

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Gay rights

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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