What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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French people.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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