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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

My life

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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