A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

9/11.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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