What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Your mom.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

What's big and black? A black fridge.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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