- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

women's rights

Womens Sports

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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