- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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