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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Scott

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Rick Perry.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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The Bible

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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