A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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dildo

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noodles

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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