who farted i did :]

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Women's rights.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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