- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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