Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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