What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Lacrosse

I like your hair

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Hi my name is Bob

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

apple pie.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

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