Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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My life

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black

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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