Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Women's Rights

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