- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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