Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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