So this blonde walks into a library.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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