- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

French people.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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