What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Hi my name is Bob

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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apple pie.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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P0P T4Rt

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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mitt romney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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