How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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