Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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