What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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mitt romney

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