- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

69.... is a number

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

My life

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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