what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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I like your hair

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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