Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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69.... is a number

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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who farted i did :]

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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