What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Women's rights.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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