- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

The Mets win the World Series

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

apple pie.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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