What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I Love Hitler.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Women's Rights...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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noodles

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Female Athletics

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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guess what?

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dildo

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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