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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Women's Rights...

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69.... is a number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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