A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Carlton

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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i have aids and a chode

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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