Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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NEVER

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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French people.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Laura Pratz..

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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noodles

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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