Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Asians...

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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