- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock Knock, Come in.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

NEVER

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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