- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Rick Perry.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

women's rights

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Womens Sports

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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