Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Hair

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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hi im paul!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Netball.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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