Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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noodles

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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