hi bye

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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P0P T4Rt

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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