- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Magic Johnson has AIDS

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Oh...okay, good.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Women's Rights

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Women's Rights...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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