Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Hair

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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