- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Asians...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Military intelligence.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Gay rights

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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