Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Women's rights.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Netball.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Oh...okay, good.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Women's Rights

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Women's Rights...

What's 6 + 9? 15.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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