What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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