- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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