What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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