- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Rick Perry.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

your fat

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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