- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

The joke below me is retarded

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

The Mets win the World Series

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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