what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Women's rights.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Carlton

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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