theres a fat guy

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Women's Rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Women's Rights...

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

apple pie.

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