Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Your mom.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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