Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Your mom.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Scott

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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