Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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My life

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Hair

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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mitt romney

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