- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

your moms so fat she has kankles

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