What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I can't see my forehead

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Your mom.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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