- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Knock Knock, Come in.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

NEVER

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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