- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the car.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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