- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

I like boys!!!!! CC

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Like my status for a tbh?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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