Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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noodles

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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women's rights

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45.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Womens Sports

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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