An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Women's rights.

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I can't see my forehead

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Goat balls.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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