- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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