- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Women's Rights...

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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