What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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