if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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