how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

shabalabadingdong JLR

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Robin, get in the car.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

i have aids and a chode

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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