A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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9/11.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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son, you're adopted.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Goat balls.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Scott

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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