What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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69.... is a number

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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My life

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Anti Joke

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