How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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