What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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My life

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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I'm Spartacus

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Hair

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Anti Joke

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