Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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make me a sandwich!

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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I'm Spartacus

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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9/11.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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son, you're adopted.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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