Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Rick Perry.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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