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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Rick Perry.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

The Bible

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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