- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Military intelligence.

What's big? Jupiter.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

69.... is a number

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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