Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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I like your hair

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What's big? Jupiter.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Knock knock

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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