- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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