- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

theres a fat guy

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Women's Rights

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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