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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

I like your hair

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

women's rights

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

French people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's big? Jupiter.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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