whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Rick Perry.

The Mets win the World Series

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

your fat

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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