Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Goat balls.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Your mom.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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