What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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