4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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