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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Rick Perry.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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