WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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I like your hair

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Mets win the World Series

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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