- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

The Mets win the World Series

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

your fat

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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