Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Winking at old people

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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