Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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guess what?

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hi bye

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Anti Joke

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