- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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women's rights

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

A man sat down Then he stood up

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

So this blonde walks into a library.

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