shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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