Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Goat balls.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Women's rights.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Kim Kardashian.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Two Jews walk in a bar...

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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