what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Five guys one rape.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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