How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Your mom.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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NEVER

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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