What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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France never surrender.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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