- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock Knock, Come in.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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