Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

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