how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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