Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Liars go to hell! -God

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

Hey, come here often? No.

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

I have read the Terms of Service.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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