- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Knock Knock, Come in.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Goat balls.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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