- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

Laura Pratz..

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

noodles

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Rick Perry.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

women's rights

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

what color is blue? green

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