Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Five guys one rape.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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I can't see my forehead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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