- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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