knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Goat balls.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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womens rights

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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