Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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womens rights

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mom.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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women's rights

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45.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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