Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Female Athletics

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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The Bible

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what color is blue? green

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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