Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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I Love Hitler.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Female Athletics

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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make me a sandwich!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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hi bye

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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