Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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