Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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NEVER

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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