- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

French people.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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