knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

A scottish man having fun

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Liars go to hell! -God

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

hi bye

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