What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Five guys one rape.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Women's rights.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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