- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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