What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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women's rights

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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apple pie.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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