The Bible

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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45.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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