- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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