Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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women's rights

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Anti Joke

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