shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what color is blue? green

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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I can't see my forehead

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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