- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Kim Kardashian.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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