- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Goat balls.

Women's rights.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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