Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Two Jews walk in a bar...

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

The Mets win the World Series

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

hi bye

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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