Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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womens rights

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Women's rights.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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