- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Ruller

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Kim Kardashian.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Lacrosse

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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