whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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