Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

womens rights

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A fish walks into a bar

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

I like your hair

A joke

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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