- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

The Mets win the World Series

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Roses are red Violets are blue

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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