- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

womens rights

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Like my status for a tbh?

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

NEVER

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

I like your hair

A joke

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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