A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Goat balls.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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