How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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