Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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The Mets win the World Series

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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hi bye

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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