What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

The Mets win the World Series

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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