Like my status for a tbh?

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

NEVER

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

French people.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Laura Pratz..

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

noodles

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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