What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Asians...

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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