- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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