Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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