Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Punch line.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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