Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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The Mets win the World Series

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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45.

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women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Five guys one rape.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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