Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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why did the chicken cross the road

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Scott

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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