- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

I like your hair

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Rick Perry.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What's in there? Get outta there...

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

9/11.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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