- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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