Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what color is blue? green

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Five guys one rape.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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