Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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The economy.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Anti Joke

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