what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Anti Joke

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