Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

The Mets win the World Series

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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