Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Women's rights.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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