Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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NEVER

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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French people.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Rick Perry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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