Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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