What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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