Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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