what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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French people.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A joke

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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