Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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womens rights

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Your mom.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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