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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

My life

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I can't see my forehead

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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