apple pie.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Hair

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Women's rights.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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