I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Oh...okay, good.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Military intelligence.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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I like your hair

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Rick Perry.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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