- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

hi bye

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

P0P T4Rt

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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