I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Women's rights.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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women's rights

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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