What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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