- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A man sat down Then he stood up

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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