What do you call your mother? Mom.

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DERP

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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women's rights

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Women's Rights...

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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9/11.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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