why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Carlton

This site is hilarious oh wait...

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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