Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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I like your hair

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women's rights

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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