How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Goat balls.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Asians...

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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