- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

wanna hear a joke? no

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Wanna hear a joke? No.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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