Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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guess what?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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