- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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