- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

I can't see my forehead

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Goat balls.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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