Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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French people.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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