- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

The Mets win the World Series

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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