- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

France never surrender.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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