We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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9/11.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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