How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Winking at old people

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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