Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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666

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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