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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Women's rights.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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