- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Asians...

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Rick Perry.

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