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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

The Bible

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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