What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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