make me a sandwich!

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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