What's in there? Get outta there...

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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I'm Spartacus

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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9/11.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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