Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Oh...okay, good.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Military intelligence.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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