Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Women's Rights...

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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My life

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Hi my name is Bob

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Anti Joke

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