- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

The Mets win the World Series

Rick Perry.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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