How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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noodles

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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