- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

I can't see my forehead

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

So a seal walks into a club...

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

why did the chicken cross the road

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Your mom.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What's big and black? A black fridge.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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