whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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women's rights

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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