Chuck Norris died.

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Female Athletics

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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make me a sandwich!

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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