- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Oh...okay, good.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Military intelligence.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

I like your hair

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