- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Rick Perry.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

Women's Rights...

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

A man sat down Then he stood up

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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