- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

I like boys!!!!! CC

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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