Penis.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Ruller

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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