- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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