How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Winking at old people

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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