Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your mom.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Lacrosse

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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