What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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