a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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9/11.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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