Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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French people.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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noodles

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I Love Hitler.

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apple pie.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Rick Perry.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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