what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock Knock, Come in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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