A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Goat balls.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Your mom.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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