Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I Love Hitler.

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Rick Perry.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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son, you're adopted.

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