- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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