Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

why did the chicken cross the road

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

Asians...

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Look at your hand. Made you look!

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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