- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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