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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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I can't see my forehead

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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