What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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your fat

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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9/11.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Anti Joke

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