a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

NEVER

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

women's rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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