Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Ruller

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Women's rights

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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johann grayson being liked

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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