A fish walks into a bar

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Asians...

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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