What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Female Athletics

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

I'm Spartacus

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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