What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ben is gay

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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womens rights

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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