- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Womens Sports

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Knock Knock Come in.

What's funnier than 24? 25

hi bye

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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