- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

why did the chicken cross the road

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Scott

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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