womens rights

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I like your hair

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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