Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Kim Kardashian.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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