What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

NEVER

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Kim Kardashian.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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