Scott

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A black person in the NHL

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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