What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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