What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Scott

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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