noodles

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Female Athletics

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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I'm Spartacus

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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wat?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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