- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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