Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Women's rights.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Ruller

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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