George W. Bush

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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Global Warming.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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