I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Goat balls.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

I like your hair

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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