Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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