- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Womens Sports

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

hi bye

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

9/11.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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