- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I like your hair

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

women's rights

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??