Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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