Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Female Athletics

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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