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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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