What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A man walks into a bar.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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