- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

noodles

Rick Perry.

The Bible

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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