What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Women's rights

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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