- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Knock Knock Come in.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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