Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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The Mets win the World Series

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your fat

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France never surrender.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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