- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

womens rights

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Ruller

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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