- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French people.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Rick Perry.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

The Bible

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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