How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Lacrosse

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Rick Perry.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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