What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Rick Perry.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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make me a sandwich!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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I'm Spartacus

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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