What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A fish walks into a bar

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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