- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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