what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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