So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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hi bye

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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mitt romney

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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