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noodles

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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45.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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hi bye

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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