- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Chuck Norris died.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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