Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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BIG PENIS

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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