What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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