What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Women's Rights...

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make me a sandwich!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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