There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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hi bye

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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9/11.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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