Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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NEVER

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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French people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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