Female Athletics

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blubber vaginass CC

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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I Love Hitler.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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gays

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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