Penis.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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45.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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