What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Goat balls.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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