what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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