What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

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