- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

9/11.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Goat balls.

womens rights

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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