The economy.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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does this look unsure to you?

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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2+2= 478

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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