- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Goat balls.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Asians...

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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