Rick Perry.

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women's rights

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Anti Joke

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