What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

make me a sandwich!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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