Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Women's Rights...

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what color is blue? green

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Anti Joke

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