- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Like my status for a tbh?

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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