Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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mitt romney

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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