womens rights

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Your mom.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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