- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

A man sat down Then he stood up

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Women's rights.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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