French people.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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9/11.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Anti Joke

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