shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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