Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Goat balls.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Women's rights.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Kim Kardashian.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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