How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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