Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Women's rights.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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NEVER

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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French people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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