What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Asians...

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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French people.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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