- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Two Jews walk in a bar...

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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