what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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The Mets win the World Series

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Women's Rights...

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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I can't see my forehead

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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