A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Rick Perry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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The

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Women's Rights...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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your fat

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make me a sandwich!

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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