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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

The Mets win the World Series

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

make me a sandwich!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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