- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

I like boys!!!!! CC

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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