Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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mitt romney

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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womens rights

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Your mom.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

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