What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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