What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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French people.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Anti Joke

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