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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Carlton

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

This site is hilarious oh wait...

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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