Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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