- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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