What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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The Bible

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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