Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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