Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Your mom.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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