Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your mom.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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NEVER

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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The.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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