One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Your mom.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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women's rights

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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French people.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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