Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Kim Kardashian.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Rick Perry.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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