Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Rick Perry.

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