a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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