Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Women's rights.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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