A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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French people.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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The Mets win the World Series

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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