Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

I like your hair

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

I Love Hitler.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

My life

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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