a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Kim Kardashian.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Rick Perry.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

women's rights

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Anti Joke

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