What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Goat balls.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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