The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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your fat

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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