- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

French people.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

women's rights

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Rick Perry.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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