Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Your mom.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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NEVER

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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French people.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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