Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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I Love Hitler.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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son, you're adopted.

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Winking at old people

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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