Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Women's rights.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Knock Knock, Come in.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Your mom.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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