Women's rights.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Carlton

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Asians...

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

I like your hair

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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