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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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