This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Asians...

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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French people.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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