Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Knock Knock, Come in.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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