What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Female Athletics

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

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