Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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apple pie.

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Rick Perry.

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noodles

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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France never surrender.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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