Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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