Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Kim Kardashian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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noodles

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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women's rights

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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