- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

I'm Spartacus

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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