What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I like your hair

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

women's rights

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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