why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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George W. Bush

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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apple pie.

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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