Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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An antijoke

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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women's rights

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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