A joke

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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