why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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I'm Spartacus

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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