a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Knock Knock Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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