What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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ASSCHEEKS

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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