What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Female Athletics

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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