What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A man walks into a bar.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Asians...

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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