What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Womens Sports

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Hair

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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