- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Where to, sir? Forward.

The Bible

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Two Jews walk in a bar...

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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