Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Women's rights

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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apple pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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women's rights

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Womens Sports

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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