- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

what color is blue? green

wanna hear a joke? no

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

A baby seal walks in to a club

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

So a seal walks into a club...

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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