Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

The Mets win the World Series

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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