Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Five guys one rape.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Anti Joke

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