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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Women's rights

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

who just made fun of katie matt

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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