Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Womens Sports

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Hair

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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why did the chicken cross the road

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