Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Women's rights.

BIG PENIS

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Ruller

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

NEVER

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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