why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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P0P T4Rt

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what color is blue? green

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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