What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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I love you.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Hair

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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