- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

French people.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A joke

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Chuck Norris died.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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