- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Chuck Norris died.

Women's rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Womens Sports

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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