- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

I can't see my forehead

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

why did the chicken cross the road

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

JUSTIN BEING SMART

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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