- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A fish walks into a bar

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

French people.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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