- Anti Joke

What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

a black guy with rights in 1924

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Ben is gay

Wana hear something dirty? Mud

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P