a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Womens Sports

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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