Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Womens Sports

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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hi bye

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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wat?

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P0P T4Rt

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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