what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

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