- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

Goat balls.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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