Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

French people.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

apple pie.

your fat

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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