- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

A black man killed someone

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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