- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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