- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

Five guys one rape.

Women's rights.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

shabalabadingdong JLR

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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