What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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