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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

Goat balls.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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