How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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9/11.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Anti Joke

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