- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

Carlton

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Goat balls.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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