Scott

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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NEVER

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Robin, get in the car.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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