A fish walks into a bar

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

I like your hair

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A joke

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Laura Pratz..

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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