A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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Robin, get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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