What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down +32

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

thumb_up thumb_down +26

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

An antijoke

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

thumb_up thumb_down +22

JUSTIN BEING SMART

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops