- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

George W. Bush

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Female Athletics

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Womens Sports

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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