Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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