Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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womens rights

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Ruller

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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