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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Chuck Norris died.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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