- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Obama

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

I like your hair

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

My life

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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