How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Women's Rights...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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