A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

BIG PENIS

why did the chicken cross the road

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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