What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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