- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

Rick Perry.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I Love Hitler.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

make me a sandwich!

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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