Robin, get in the car.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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DERP

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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