A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Scott

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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NEVER

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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