what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Women's rights

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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DERP

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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