Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Women's rights

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johann grayson being liked

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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