- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French people.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

a man walked into a bar and said ow

The Mets win the World Series

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

I love you.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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