A dwarf walks under a bar.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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I like your hair

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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noodles

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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hi bye

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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