What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Ben is gay

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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womens rights

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