- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

My life

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Female Athletics

noodles

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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