Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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women's rights

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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I'm Spartacus

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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hi bye

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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