- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

a black guy with rights in 1924

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Goat balls.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

shabalabadingdong JLR

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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