whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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