a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Goat balls.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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A fish walks into a bar

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