Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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youre gay

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Women's rights.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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