- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Scott

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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