A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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