WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

your moms so fat she has kankles

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Obama

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

I like your hair

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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