What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Rick Perry.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

I Love Hitler.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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