a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Female Athletics

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Anti Joke

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