Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Female Athletics

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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I'm Spartacus

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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