How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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DERP

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Women's rights

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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dildo

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make me a sandwich!

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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