What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Anti Joke

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