Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Women's rights

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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