- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Scott

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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