Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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My life

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Women's Rights...

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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dildo

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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son, you're adopted.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Anti Joke

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