I can't see my forehead

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

If life throws you lemons Catch them

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

why did the chicken cross the road

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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