What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Hello

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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