Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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