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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Women's rights

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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