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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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9/11.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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666

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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