- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

I love you.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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