-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

DERP

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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