What do you call your mother? Mom.

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DERP

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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ASSCHEEKS

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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