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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Chuck Norris died.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Female Athletics

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

apple pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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