Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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I can't see my forehead

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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