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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Female Athletics

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

I'm Spartacus

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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