What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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I'm Spartacus

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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9/11.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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666

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Anti Joke

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