A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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