Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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