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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Kenny G

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

i have aids and a chode

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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