Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Women's rights.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Goat balls.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

shabalabadingdong JLR

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Ruller

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Kim Kardashian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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