whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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womens rights

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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AND

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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A fish walks into a bar

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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