- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

what color is blue? green

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A black man killed someone

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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