Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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hi bye

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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