- Anti Joke

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

French people.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Dallas Cowboys

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

your fat

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Womens Sports

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man sat down Then he stood up

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office. The podiatrist says, "Moth, what's the problem?" And the moth says, "What's the problem. Well, doc, where do I begin? Every day I get up to another cruel sky. It's like the sun is mocking me as I begin the gruelling preparations for another 8-hours of slogging in meaningless toil for my boss, Gregor McIvanichisky. A grey self, captive in a grey cubicle in a grey office with no windows that I might see the grey clouds beyond... I just sit in my cubicle as I feel the throbbing ache of the best days of my life being raped away into a monotonous, forgettable slurry of irrelevant corporate drudgery. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't think my boss even knows. All he knows is that he has power over me. And my children...my daughter is always on her cellphone, texting and emailing. I haven't spoken real words to her in weeks. My oldest son is never home and when he is, he's locked in his room listening to angry music. My youngest son, he's only 4, I look at him and he asks me to play... and I feel nothing. No love, no tenderness... just a void. And when I look in the mirror...I don't recognize the face staring back at me. It's aged so much from the boyish looks I remember. The years have carved deep lines of despair, worry and anguish. Dark, hollow eyes where once gleamed hope and excitement. Thin lips unable to find the smile of the happy, old days. If only I could find the courage to reach over to the side table and remove the loaded gun. And then find the strength to pull back that hammer as the chamber rotates, clicking solidly into place...Raising it to my temple for the final squeeze that will erase the last shreds of my existence from this cold grave of a life wasted away." And the podiatrist says, "Well, Moth, you're in pretty rough shape. You need to get some help. But why did you come to me? You need a psychiatrist!!" And the moth says... "Because the light was on."

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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