What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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wat?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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