mitt romney

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Five guys one rape.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

a black guy with rights in 1924

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Wanna hear a joke? No.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Goat balls.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Scott

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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