- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

An iguana walks out of a bar

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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