A dwarf walks under a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

The Mets win the World Series

Female Athletics

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

your fat

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

I'm Spartacus

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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