What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

I'm Spartacus

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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