- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

I can't see my forehead

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What's funny? Women's rights.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Scott

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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