A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Your mom.

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BIG PENIS

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Scott

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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NEVER

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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