- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

An antijoke

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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