What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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NEVER

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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