A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Lacrosse

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

French people.

Hello

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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