- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

BIG PENIS

Your mom.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Scott

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

NEVER

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Kenny G

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

does this look unsure to you?

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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