Female Athletics

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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hi bye

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wat?

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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P0P T4Rt

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what color is blue? green

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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