One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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French people.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Rick Perry.

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noodles

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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