Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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dildo

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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9/11.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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