A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Two Jews walk in a bar...

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

The Mets win the World Series

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Female Athletics

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

your fat

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

I'm Spartacus

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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