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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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