A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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