A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Women's Rights...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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