Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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