A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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