The Mets win the World Series

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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I love you.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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hi bye

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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