- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

I Love Hitler.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

apple pie.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

make me a sandwich!

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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