- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Female Athletics

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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