why did the chicken cross the road

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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