whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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NEVER

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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French people.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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