A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Hello world

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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