A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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