Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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your fat

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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hi bye

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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