What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Scott

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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