What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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hi bye

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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