- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What's funny? Women's rights.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

NEVER

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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