A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

AND

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

women's rights

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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