Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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