Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

women's rights

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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