- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Womens Sports

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

your fat

45.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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