- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Women's rights

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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