- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

JUSTIN BEING SMART

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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