Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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womens rights

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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