Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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The Mets win the World Series

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