How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

I like your hair

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

A joke

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Laura Pratz..

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

noodles

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Womens Sports

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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