- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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