- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

If life throws you lemons Catch them

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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