- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Goat balls.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Scott

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

NEVER

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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