- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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