Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Goat balls.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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