What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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