One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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