guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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I'm Spartacus

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what color is blue? green

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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