How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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