- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

A dwarf walks under a bar.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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