What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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