A man sat down Then he stood up

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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