Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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women's rights

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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