- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

The Mets win the World Series

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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