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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Goat balls.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

why did the chicken cross the road

Scott

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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