- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Five guys one rape.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

I can't see my forehead

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

If life throws you lemons Catch them

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

shabalabadingdong JLR

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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