- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Female Athletics

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Womens Sports

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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