- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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