A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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