WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Women's rights.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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