- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

A fat man on a moped

Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

1+1= 69

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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