Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Kim Kardashian.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Rick Perry.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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