- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Rick Perry.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

I Love Hitler.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

apple pie.

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