whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Female Athletics

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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