- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

A dwarf walks under a bar.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

who just made fun of katie matt

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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