- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

make me a sandwich!

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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