- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what color is blue? green

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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