What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Women's Rights...

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Chuck Norris and 2 other cowboys were out in the old west. After a long day of travel in the desert, the three of them set up camp for the night. Having sat around their fire silently for some time, the first of the cowboys decided to speak up. "You know," he said, "I believe I am the manliest man here! Why, this one time I was riding all alone through the desert on my manly horse when I stumbled upon a town that had no name. Upon entering the town, I realized that the townspeople were in a panic. Everyone was fleeing for their lives and screaming. So I grabbed the nearest woman to me around the neck and demanded of her, 'What the hell is going on around here?!!!' The woman, terrified, only managed to stammer and point. Low and behold, there was a wild bull skewering people through the heart. So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and grabbed the bull by the horns and looked him straight in the eyes, broke his neck, crushed his testicles, rammed my fist into his chest, pulled out his heart and ate it! That is how much of a man I am!" There was silence quite for a while. Soon the other cowboy cleared his voice and said: "You, know, that's pretty good, but I am more of a man than that! Why, this one time, me and a few of my manly buddies were off on a horse trip. I was bringing up the rear of the line when all of a sudden I heard a commotion at the front of the line. Kicking my fine horse with my spurs, I raced ahead to see what was the matter. Low and behold, there was a twenty-foot rattler that had consumed my friend whole! So, what did I do? I got down off my tall horse and ran over to the snake, grabbed him around the neck, crushed his testicles, bit off his head, sucked the venom from its cold, lifeless body and then spit it upon the dry ground like acid! That is how much of a man I am!" After this, there was another silence. The two cowboys looked one another over, each recognizing the other to be a fine specimen of what it is to be a man. They then both patiently waited to hear Chuck Norris' response. But there was only silence. Off in the distance an owl hooted. A coyote howled. Still, silence. Chuck Norris didn't say a word; he merely continued to sit calmly and stir the coals of the fire with his penis.

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