- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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