a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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