- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My life

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

apple pie.

Female Athletics

noodles

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

Women's Rights...

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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