What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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French people.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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noodles

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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I Love Hitler.

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Rick Perry.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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The

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Women's Rights...

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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make me a sandwich!

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your fat

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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