Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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I Love Hitler.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Winking at old people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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