Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Asians...

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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