What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Rick Perry.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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