What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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