- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

I Love Hitler.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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