- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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