How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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