How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Rick Perry.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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I Love Hitler.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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apple pie.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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