Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Winking at old people

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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