How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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women's rights

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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