what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Women's rights.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...