What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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noodles

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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guess what?

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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P0P T4Rt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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