What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Your mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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NEVER

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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