- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

France never surrender.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So this blonde walks into a library.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

I can't see my forehead

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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