- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Women's rights.

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Carlton

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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