What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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