why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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theres a fat guy

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Oh...okay, good.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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