A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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The Mets win the World Series

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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