- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Winking at old people

So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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