All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Your mom.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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