What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

JUSTIN BEING SMART

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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