- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

I like boys!!!!! CC

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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