- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

I can't see my forehead

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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