- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Carlton

This site is hilarious oh wait...

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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