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A man sat down Then he stood up

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

ASSCHEEKS

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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