- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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