Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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I can't see my forehead

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Carlton

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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