Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Asians...

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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