- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

women's rights

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Laura Pratz..

apple pie.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Female Athletics

noodles

Roses are red Violets are blue

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

guess what?

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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