What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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apple pie.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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noodles

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Women's Rights...

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Female Athletics

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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