What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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make me a sandwich!

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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