boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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