- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Goat balls.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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