What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Your mom.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Kim Kardashian.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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