- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

I love you.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

So this blonde walks into a library.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

I can't see my forehead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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