How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +12

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Laura Pratz..

thumb_up thumb_down +8

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

thumb_up thumb_down +6

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

thumb_up thumb_down

The Bible

thumb_up thumb_down

women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

thumb_up thumb_down

Women's Rights...

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man sat down Then he stood up

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops