- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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