- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Your mom.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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