What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Laura Pratz..

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Female Athletics

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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noodles

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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guess what?

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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P0P T4Rt

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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