your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mom.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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