- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Where to, sir? Forward.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

apple pie.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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