- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

I can't see my forehead

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Knock Knock, Come in.

Goat balls.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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