What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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