Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Knock Knock, Come in.

womens rights

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Your mom.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

The Mets win the World Series

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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