shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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9/11.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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