Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Women's Rights

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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