Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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