Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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