Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

This site is hilarious oh wait...

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

French people.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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