- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

French people.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

The Mets win the World Series

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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