What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Your mom.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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