Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Carlton

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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