How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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French people.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Rick Perry.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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