- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your hair

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

I Love Hitler.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

My life

Roses are red Violets are blue

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

A man sat down Then he stood up

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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