Women's rights.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Your mom.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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