Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Womens rights

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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P0P T4Rt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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