I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

noodles

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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