Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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