What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Anti Joke

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