- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Knock Knock, Come in.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

NEVER

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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