3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

apple pie.

Roses are red Violets are blue

noodles

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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