Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

women's rights

Women's Rights...

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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