What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I Love Hitler.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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