Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Five guys one rape.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Women's rights.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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