Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Kim Kardashian.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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I like your hair

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Rick Perry.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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