shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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