- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Women's Rights

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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