- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Five guys one rape.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Knock Knock, Come in.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Like my status for a tbh?

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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