- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Kim Kardashian.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Rick Perry.

The Mets win the World Series

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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