Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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