17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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