JUSTIN BEING SMART

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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I Love Hitler.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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