what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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My life

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apple pie.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Women's Rights...

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Female Athletics

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