- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's big and black? A black fridge.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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