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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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French people.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Rick Perry.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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