- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

A man sat down Then he stood up

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

So this blonde walks into a library.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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