Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Kim Kardashian.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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French people.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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