roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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France never surrender.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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hi bye

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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mitt romney

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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