- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Rick Perry.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

A man sat down Then he stood up

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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