ceiling mounted bonerss CC

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

women's rights

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

French people.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

The Mets win the World Series

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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