Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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who just made fun of katie matt

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I Love Hitler.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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noodles

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Chuck Norris died.

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