Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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French people.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Laura Pratz..

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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noodles

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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women's rights

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what color is blue? green

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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