- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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