- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

what color is blue? green

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

Five guys one rape.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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