What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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I can't see my forehead

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Anti Joke

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