What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Lacrosse

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Laura Pratz..

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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