What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

So a seal walks into a club...

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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