your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Rick Perry.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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I Love Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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