How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

French people.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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