- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

JUSTIN BEING SMART

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

French people.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

I Love Hitler.

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