Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A fish walks into a bar

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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