Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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