- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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