- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

French people.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

The Mets win the World Series

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