Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Rick Perry.

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I Love Hitler.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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apple pie.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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