What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Carlton

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Asians...

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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I like your hair

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French people.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Anti Joke

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