- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

French people.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

I Love Hitler.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

Rick Perry.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Women's Rights...

make me a sandwich!

your fat

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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