- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

who just made fun of katie matt

I Love Hitler.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Chuck Norris died.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

noodles

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Rick Perry.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

make me a sandwich!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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