- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

The Bible

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

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