Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Anti Joke

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