- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Winking at old people

a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

a black guy with rights in 1924

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??