- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

make me a sandwich!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

So this blonde walks into a library.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

I can't see my forehead

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