Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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I like your hair

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women's rights

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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I Love Hitler.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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