What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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I can't see my forehead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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