What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Chuck Norris died.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

My life

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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