what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Knock Knock, Come in.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mom.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

Kim Kardashian.

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

women's rights

French people.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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