Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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