Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Rick Perry.

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Women's Rights...

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

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