- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Chuck Norris died.

The Mets win the World Series

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Women's Rights...

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

make me a sandwich!

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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