Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Five guys one rape.

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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