You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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A black man killed someone

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Ben is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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French people.

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