- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Your mom.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Kim Kardashian.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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