Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Women's rights.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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