An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Your mom.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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The.

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