roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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women's rights

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Women's Rights...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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