What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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