What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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women's rights

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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French people.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Women's Rights...

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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