What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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your fat

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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mitt romney

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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