Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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