What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Your mother is so fat.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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