A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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