Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Knock Knock, Come in.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

French people.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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