- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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