Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Goat balls.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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