- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

The Mets win the World Series

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

make me a sandwich!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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