- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Knock Knock, Come in.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Your mom.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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