How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Your mom.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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NEVER

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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