- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

A joke

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

A scottish man having fun

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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