Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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