17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Your mom.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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