Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Your mom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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