1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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mitt romney

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Women's rights.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Your mom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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