A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Your mom.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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