Your mom.

What didn't last long? You in the bed

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A fish walks into a bar

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

French people.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

women's rights

Women's Rights...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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