- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

French people.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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