What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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French people.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Rick Perry.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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