- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Women's rights.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Your mom.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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