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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Winking at old people

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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