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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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The Bible

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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