Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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The Bible

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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