- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

womens rights

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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