- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Women's Rights...

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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