What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Kim Kardashian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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