what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Your mom.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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The.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Laura Pratz..

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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