How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Women's rights.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

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