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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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