Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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make me a sandwich!

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France never surrender.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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