Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your mom.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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NEVER

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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