What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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