- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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