- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Lacrosse

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

The Bible

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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