- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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