Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Ben is gay

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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