What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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