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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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