- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Five guys one rape.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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