- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

This site is hilarious oh wait...

Goat balls.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

shabalabadingdong JLR

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Kim Kardashian.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

The Mets win the World Series

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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