What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Goat balls.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Kim Kardashian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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