roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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your fat

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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mitt romney

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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