A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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mitt romney

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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