- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Five guys one rape.

Women's rights.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Knock Knock, Come in.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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