Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Rick Perry.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Women's Rights...

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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