Kim Kardashian.

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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women's rights

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what color is blue? green

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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