- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

I like boys!!!!! CC

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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