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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Chuck Norris died.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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My life

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The Mets win the World Series

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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