Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Your mom.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Lacrosse

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Kim Kardashian.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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