Rick Perry.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Women's Rights...

What's 1+1? 4.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

So this blonde walks into a library.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...