- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Knock Knock, Come in.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Your mom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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NEVER

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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