- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

JUSTIN BEING SMART

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Chuck Norris died.

Rick Perry.

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