How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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NEVER

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Women's Rights...

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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