- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Your mom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Kim Kardashian.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

women's rights

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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