what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Women's rights.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock Knock, Come in.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Your mom.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Kim Kardashian.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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