why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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wanna hear a joke? no

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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