What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

shabalabadingdong JLR

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

clamidia

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A joke

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Dani Barton = Stupid

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