- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

The AIDS patient was gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

A baby seal walks into a club.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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