Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Women's rights.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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