What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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I love you.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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P0P T4Rt

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Anti Joke

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