Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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French people.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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guess what?

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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