- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Kim Kardashian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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