Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Women's Rights...

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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