Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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The Bible

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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