Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Rick Perry.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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