Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Laura Pratz..

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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The Bible

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Women's Rights...

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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