- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

So this blonde walks into a library.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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