women's rights

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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