- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

NEVER

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Rick Perry.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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