- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Kim Kardashian.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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