There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Hair

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

21

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Carlton

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Kim Kardashian.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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