What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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noodles

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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guess what?

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Anti Joke

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