Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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