why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Hair

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

21

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

Carlton

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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