Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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A black person in the NHL

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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I Love Hitler.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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