What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Your mom.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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French people.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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