- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

shabalabadingdong JLR

Women's rights.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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