what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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Where else? The junk yard

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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