- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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