Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Five guys one rape.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Women's rights.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

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