Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Your mom.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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