- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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