How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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