What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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