How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Asians...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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