Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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