Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Women's rights.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Anti Joke

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