Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Women's rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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