What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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