- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

I Love Hitler.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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