How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Women's Rights...

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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