Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Penis.

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Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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