What's big and black? A black fridge.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

noodles

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

make me a sandwich!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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