Two Jews walk in a bar...

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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9/11.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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