- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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