My life

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Women's Rights...

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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