I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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