- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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