What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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noodles

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Rick Perry.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Women's Rights...

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45.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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your fat

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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