Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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