What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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I like your hair

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My life

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Female Athletics

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France never surrender.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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