why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

women's rights

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Where to, sir? Forward.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roses are red Violets are blue

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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