- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

So this blonde walks into a library.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Women's rights.

Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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