Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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