Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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The Bible

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Female Athletics

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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