What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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theres a fat guy

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Oh...okay, good.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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women's rights

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