Oh...okay, good.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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I like your hair

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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