why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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