- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Chuck Norris died.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Female Athletics

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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