why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Women's rights.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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