A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

wanna hear a joke? no

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

I can't see my forehead

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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