- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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