What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Rick Perry.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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