what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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My life

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Female Athletics

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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