- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Your mom.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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