A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

Laura Pratz..

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

The Bible

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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