why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Women's rights.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Your mom.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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