What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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