So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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mitt romney

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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