What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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A hayride would be fun.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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