knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Ruller

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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