What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Women's rights.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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