Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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noodles

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Rick Perry.

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The Bible

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Women's Rights...

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make me a sandwich!

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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