Penis.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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