What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Your mom.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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