your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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