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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Rick Perry.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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guess what?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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You're on fire.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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