Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My life

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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69.... is a number

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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