What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Popsicles

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Penis.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Kim Kardashian.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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