A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Penis.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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