Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Lacrosse

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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