What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Laura Pratz..

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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The Bible

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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