There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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noodles

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Rick Perry.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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The Bible

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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France never surrender.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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