How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Women's Rights...

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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