Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Penis.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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