How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Anti Joke

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