Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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