- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Kim Kardashian.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Chuck Norris died.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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