Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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I love you very much.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Five guys one rape.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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