What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A black man without problems.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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