what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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