What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A black man without problems.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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