Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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