- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Knock Knock, Come in.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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