Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Your mom.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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