- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Rick Perry.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

The Bible

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

France never surrender.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

hi bye

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A black man without problems.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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