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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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