crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Itookasipasoda

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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