What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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