Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Ruller

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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The.

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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