what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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