- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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