- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Chuck Norris died.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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