- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Kim Kardashian.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

France never surrender.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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