- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

A black man killed someone

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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