Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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