Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A black man without problems.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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mitt romney

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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