- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Wanna hear a joke? No.

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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