What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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pussy enough said

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Knock knock

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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women's rights

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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