what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Five guys one rape.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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