How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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The Mets win the World Series

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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