17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Penis.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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