Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A black man without problems.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Winking at old people

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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