Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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A black person in the NHL

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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I love you.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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