- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

make me a sandwich!

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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