who just made fun of katie matt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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make me a sandwich!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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