How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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