- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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