Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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