Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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