What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Ruller

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My life

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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