Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Anti Joke

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