What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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