- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Your mom.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

A black person in the NHL

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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