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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Your mom.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Chuck Norris died.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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