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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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noodles

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The Bible

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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France never surrender.

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