Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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A black man without problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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mitt romney

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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