Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

What's big and black? A black fridge.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Like my status for a tbh?

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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