What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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