so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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