What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Sarah Palin

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Ben is gay

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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