How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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wanna hear a joke? no

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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