- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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