What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Where does a hobo live? A box.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Penis.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Women's Rights

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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