How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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