Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

A black man without problems.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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