- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Your mom.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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