Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Anti Joke

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