Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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The Mets win the World Series

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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