What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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