what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Women's Rights...

I love you.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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