- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Popsicles

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Your mom.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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