I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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womens rights

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