- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Roses are red Violets are blue

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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