- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

69.... is a number

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Guess what? SHADAP

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Winking at old people

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