- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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