Women's Rights...

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make me a sandwich!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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YOLO

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Five guys one rape.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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