- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A black man without problems.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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