How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Penis.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

I like your hair

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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