Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Asians...

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Women's Rights

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's 1+1? 4.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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