How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A black man without problems.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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