What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

What's 1+1? 4.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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