- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's gay and gay? Joe

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

The Mets win the World Series

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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