- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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