Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Five guys one rape.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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