what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A black man without problems.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Winking at old people

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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