What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

thumb_up thumb_down +39

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

theres a fat guy

thumb_up thumb_down +35

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's gay and gay? Joe

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops