what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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theres a fat guy

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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