What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Oh...okay, good.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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