Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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make me a sandwich!

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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