What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Women's rights.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Kim Kardashian.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

The joke below me is retarded

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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