- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

make me a sandwich!

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A black man without problems.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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