What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Rick Perry.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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