Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Penis.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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