Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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