what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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make me a sandwich!

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A black man without problems.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Winking at old people

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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