Asians...

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's 1+1? 4.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

France never surrender.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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