Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's Rights

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Asians...

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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