who just made fun of katie matt

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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