- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Penis.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

I like your hair

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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