- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

A black man without problems.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Winking at old people

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