Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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