Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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France never surrender.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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