- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I can't see my forehead

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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