- Anti Joke

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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