- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Roses are red Violets are blue

What's 1+1? 4.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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