Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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