What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Lacrosse

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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