boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Winking at old people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Popsicles

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Anti Joke

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