How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Anti Joke

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