- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

My nipple is bleeding

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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