Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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