Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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make me a sandwich!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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YOLO

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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