- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's big and black? A black fridge.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Like my status for a tbh?

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Lacrosse

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Laura Pratz..

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??