A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Rick Perry.

The joke below me is retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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