What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Women's rights.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Rick Perry.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

The joke below me is retarded

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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