Like my status for a tbh?

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Gay rights

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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