Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Women's rights.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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