Diana and victoria

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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A scottish man having fun

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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