Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Women's rights.

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Popsicles

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Oh...okay, good.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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