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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Hair

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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