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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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