- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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