Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Rick Perry.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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