In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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