Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Rob Bell

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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A chicken and a triceratops walk into a bar. They both immediately recognize each other and start trading anti-jokes, of which no one else in the bar understood, for they are animals, and animals cannot speak. Which brings up the question of how the triceratops and the chicken would communicate in any way that was conversely accurate to how humans would make jokes. Also adding in the fact that they are both from different eras of time, and the people wonder why a triceratops is walking around when they are in fact extinct. Turns out, the triceratops was an animatronic that gained sentience and ran off the set of Jurassic Park IV, a movie production that was not yet announced, as Steven Spielberg was still working on other movies that were more important at the time. The chicken flew in here because he heard the bar was close-by to where he worked, so he decided to drop by after a long Friday. The bartender finally walks up and asks the triceratops, "What would you like?" The triceratops then went on a rampage and killed everyone inside because he was an alcoholic and lost his family because of it, since his ex-wife would be worked to the bone trying to raise his 2 children and adopted platypus son David. He lost everything in the divorce. Why was he in a bar then? I don't know, I can't talk to dinosaurs. The chicken then befriended the triceratops, as the chicken was a secret anarchist who sought to bring down all the stores on the street, as his mother was killed there while trying to cross the street. She fell into a manhole. The chicken and the triceratops then traded usernames on League of Legends then played out that Friday teaming up and taking down Evil. How do they play League if they're animals? Because this whole story is made up and you wasted a good 2-3 minutes trying to read this.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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