What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

I like your hair

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Where to, sir? Forward.

The Mets win the World Series

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Laura Pratz..

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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