What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

French people.

What's gay and gay? Joe

My nipple is bleeding

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What's 1+1? 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

The Mets win the World Series

France never surrender.

45.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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