What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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