Laura Pratz..

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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