boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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