What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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