- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

theres a fat guy

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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