Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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The joke below me is retarded

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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