Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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mitt romney

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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I can't see my forehead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Women's rights.

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Penis.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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