A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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mitt romney

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wanna hear a joke? no

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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