yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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