- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What's 1+1? 4.

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