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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

The Mets win the World Series

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

France never surrender.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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