- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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