Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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A black man without problems.

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