Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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