what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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666

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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