What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

I love you.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Women's Rights...

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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