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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Itookasipasoda

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Penis.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Women's Rights

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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