Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Lacrosse

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

The Mets win the World Series

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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