This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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