What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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The Bible

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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