wanna hear a joke? no

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

I can't see my forehead

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Women's rights.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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