''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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YOLO

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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