What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

I love you.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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