Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Sonic

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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