Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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knock knock. no one's home..

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i have cancer

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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