What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A black man without problems.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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