A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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