How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Penis.

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The.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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My life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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