What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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A black man without problems.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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