What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

thumb_up thumb_down +8

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

thumb_up thumb_down

What's 1+1? 4.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

make me a sandwich!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Winking at old people

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

thumb_up thumb_down -78

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

thumb_up thumb_down -82

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

thumb_up thumb_down -136

Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down +87

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops