What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Penis.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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