What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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The AIDS patient was gay

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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