A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Lacrosse

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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My nipple is bleeding

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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The Mets win the World Series

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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