-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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who just made fun of katie matt

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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My life

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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