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I love you.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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