- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

How Long is a Chinese man.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What's big and black? A black fridge.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

The joke below me is retarded

Like my status for a tbh?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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