- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

The Bible

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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