Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Laura Pratz..

My life

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What's 1+1? 4.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red Violets are blue

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

45.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Anti Joke

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