what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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who just made fun of katie matt

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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My nipple is bleeding

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What's 1+1? 4.

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