So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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France never surrender.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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