Asians...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Women's Rights

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What's gay and gay? Joe

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's 1+1? 4.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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