What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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