Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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The joke below me is retarded

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