How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lacrosse

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A black man without problems.

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