Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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666

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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