Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Penis.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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My life

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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