Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Anti Joke

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