- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How Long is a Chinese man.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

What's big and black? A black fridge.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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