What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Popsicles

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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