What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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You're on fire.

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Popsicles

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Lacrosse

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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