- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Whats a cat? A cat!

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

make me a sandwich!

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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