- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Yah? Well your a ********

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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