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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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