- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My nipple is bleeding

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

69.... is a number

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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