- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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