Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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