- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What's 1+1? 4.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

guess what?

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

A black man without problems.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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