- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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