why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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YOLO

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Winking at old people

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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