What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

The AIDS patient was gay

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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