whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Laura Pratz..

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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My life

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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