What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

theres a fat guy

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

The AIDS patient was gay

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

A black guy gets arrested...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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