What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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