- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Gay rights

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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