Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A black man without problems.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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