What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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make me a sandwich!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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