- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Laura Pratz..

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

My life

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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