This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Penis.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Lacrosse

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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