- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

The AIDS patient was gay

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What's 1+1? 4.

45.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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