Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Guess what? SHADAP

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