Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

who just made fun of katie matt

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

69.... is a number

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A black man without problems.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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