Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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