What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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blubber vaginass CC

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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