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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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guess what?

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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