whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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