how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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The joke below me is retarded

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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