do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Where to, sir? Forward.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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