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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Popsicles

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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