- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Where to, sir? Forward.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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