Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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