Yah? Well your a ********

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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YOLO

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Winking at old people

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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