Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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theres a fat guy

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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The joke below me is retarded

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Yah? Well your a ********

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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69.... is a number

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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YOLO

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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