did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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YOLO

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Winking at old people

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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