whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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