How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Popsicles

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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theres a fat guy

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Laura Pratz..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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