What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Popsicles

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Penis.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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