Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The joke below me is retarded

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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