- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

The AIDS patient was gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

The joke below me is retarded

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

guess what?

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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