- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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