a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A black man without problems.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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