How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Popsicles

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Anti Joke

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