Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

theres a fat guy

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

The joke below me is retarded

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...