what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Penis.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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The joke below me is retarded

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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