why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

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