Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Diana and victoria

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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