- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Penis.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The AIDS patient was gay

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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