Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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