- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

who just made fun of katie matt

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's 1+1? 4.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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