Penis.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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