- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What's 1+1? 4.

make me a sandwich!

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Winking at old people

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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