why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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