- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me is retarded

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

The Bible

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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