Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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guess what?

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Gay rights

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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