Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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