How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

The AIDS patient was gay

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where to, sir? Forward.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What's 1+1? 4.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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