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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My mom touched my wiener : \

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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