Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Laura Pratz..

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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guess what?

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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