- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Where to, sir? Forward.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

My life

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

What's 1+1? 4.

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