Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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