There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Five guys one rape.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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