- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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