Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Rick Perry.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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