- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Where to, sir? Forward.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What's 1+1? 4.

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