What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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make me a sandwich!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Anti Joke

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