Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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My life

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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make me a sandwich!

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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