- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Where to, sir? Forward.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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