- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

A black man without problems.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Popsicles

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

The joke below me is retarded

The AIDS patient was gay

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