Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Lacrosse

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

My nipple is bleeding

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Laura Pratz..

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

My life

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What's 1+1? 4.

black

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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