What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What's 1+1? 4.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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