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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Where to, sir? Forward.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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