What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Popsicles

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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