So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

The Bible

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

make me a sandwich!

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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