A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

The Bible

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What's 1+1? 4.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

make me a sandwich!

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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