Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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theres a fat guy

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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The joke below me is retarded

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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69.... is a number

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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