Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Like my status for a tbh?

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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The AIDS patient was gay

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Lacrosse

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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