why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

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