I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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make me a sandwich!

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Anti Joke

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