Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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YOLO

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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Anti Joke

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