What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

French people.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Hi my name is Bob

69.... is a number

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

black

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Anti Joke

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