- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My mom touched my wiener : \

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Guess what? SHADAP

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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