Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Gay rights

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69.... is a number

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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guess what?

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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