A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Kim Kardashian.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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