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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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