How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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You're on fire.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Asians...

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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