2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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theres a fat guy

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Like my status for a tbh?

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The joke below me is retarded

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Laura Pratz..

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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My life

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What's 1+1? 4.

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guess what?

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Anti Joke

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