- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Kim Kardashian.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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