Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Penis.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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