- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Where to, sir? Forward.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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