- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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