The joke below me is retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Hi my name is Bob

69.... is a number

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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