Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Asians...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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