- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

The joke below me is retarded

Kim Kardashian.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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