- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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