a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Anti Joke

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