How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Lacrosse

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Laura Pratz..

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My life

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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black

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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