- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

The AIDS patient was gay

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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