I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

who just made fun of katie matt

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

guess what?

What's 1+1? 4.

69.... is a number

make me a sandwich!

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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