- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Poop.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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