What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Penis.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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