What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Laura Pratz..

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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My life

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Gay rights

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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