Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Where does a hobo live? A box.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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