Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Asians...

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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