Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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mitt romney

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Popsicles

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Women's rights.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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