What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

69.... is a number

A man sat down Then he stood up

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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