yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Winking at old people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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