What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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