Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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A black man without problems.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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