What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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theres a fat guy

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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