- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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