why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Poop.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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