Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Yo Mamma

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A black man without problems.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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