- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

69.... is a number

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Gay rights

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

make me a sandwich!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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