How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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