How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Laura Pratz..

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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