what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

a man walks into a bar and dies

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

How Long is a Chinese man.

womens rights

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

what happens when you wake up inception

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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