What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Asians...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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mitt romney

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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