What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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45.

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black

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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