What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What's 1+1? 4.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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