- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Like my status for a tbh?

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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