- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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