Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Penis.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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