What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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