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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Like my status for a tbh?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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