A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Laura Pratz..

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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