- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Women's rights.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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