What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

The joke below me is retarded

Kim Kardashian.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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