What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Yah? Well your a ********

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

who just made fun of katie matt

My nipple is bleeding

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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