whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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guess what?

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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