- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

Women's rights.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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