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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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