- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

Winking at old people

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

theres a fat guy

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

The AIDS patient was gay

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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