What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Laura Pratz..

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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My life

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Gay rights

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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