Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Hi my name is Bob

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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69.... is a number

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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black

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Anti Joke

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