How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Where does a hobo live? A box.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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