Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

Asians...

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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