- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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