Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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