- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

The joke below me is retarded

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Where to, sir? Forward.

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