What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Hi my name is Bob

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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