Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Kim Kardashian.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Guess what? SHADAP

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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