how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A black man without problems.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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