A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Laura Pratz..

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My life

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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black

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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