A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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45.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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