Gay rights

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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make me a sandwich!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A black man without problems.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Popsicles

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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