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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

The AIDS patient was gay

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Whats a cat? A cat!

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Gay rights

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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