- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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