- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Women's Rights

Kim Kardashian.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

The Mets win the World Series

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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