- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

My mom touched my wiener : \

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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