A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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A black man without problems.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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theres a fat guy

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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