- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

My mom touched my wiener : \

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

A black man without problems.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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