- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Like my status for a tbh?

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

The AIDS patient was gay

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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