- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a fat guy

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

The AIDS patient was gay

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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