Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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I'm funny.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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