A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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69.... is a number

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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theres a fat guy

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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