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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

My mom touched my wiener : \

Laura Pratz..

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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