Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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