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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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