Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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