Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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