Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

Where did John go? Refrigerator

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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