- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

My life

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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