Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Winking at old people

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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