What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Where to, sir? Forward.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My life

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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