A black guy gets arrested...

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

Rick Perry.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

Womens rights

what rhymes with sloth? rape

What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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