What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Popsicles

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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