How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Laura Pratz..

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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