What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Women's Rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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