A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Popsicles

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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