whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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69.... is a number

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make me a sandwich!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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