what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

My mom touched my wiener : \

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

69.... is a number

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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