What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Yah? Well your a ********

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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