Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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