how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The AIDS patient was gay

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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