How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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