Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Popsicles

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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