- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

guess what?

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

What's long brown and sticky? S**t

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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