A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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The AIDS patient was gay

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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guess what?

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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