- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

guess what?

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Guess what? SHADAP

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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