How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Diana and victoria

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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