A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

The AIDS patient was gay

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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