Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Laura Pratz..

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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guess what?

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black

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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