Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Penis.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Diana and victoria

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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