a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

theres a fat guy

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Penis.

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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