What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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My life

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A black man without problems.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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