so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Like my status for a tbh?

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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