why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Gay rights

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Anti Joke

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