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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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