What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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make me a sandwich!

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Anti Joke

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