- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

Whats a cat? A cat!

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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