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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Anti Joke

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