How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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wanna hear a joke? no

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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666

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