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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Where to, sir? Forward.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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