- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Where did John go? Refrigerator

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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