69.... is a number

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Poop.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Diana and victoria

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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