- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

My mom touched my wiener : \

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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