A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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black

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Yo Mamma

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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