A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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hi bye

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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The joke below me is retarded

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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