- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

My mom touched my wiener : \

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Gay rights

black

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Poop.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

wanna hear a joke? no

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