What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Women's Rights

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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