Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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