A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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guess what?

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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