- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Gay rights

black

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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