My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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