Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Rick Perry.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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