- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

My mom touched my wiener : \

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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