What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Lacrosse

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Hi my name is Bob

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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