Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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black

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Poop.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Anti Joke

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