Your eye color is very unique.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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Gay rights

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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