On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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