A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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theres a fat guy

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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