If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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