how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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make me a sandwich!

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Poop.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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theres a fat guy

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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