Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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guess what?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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