why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Gay rights

black

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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