What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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