- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Yah? Well your a ********

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

guess what?

Gay rights

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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