Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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guess what?

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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666

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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