What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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knock knock come in

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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