- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

what happens when you wake up inception

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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