Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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