There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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America Votes

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Anti Joke

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