- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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2+2= 478

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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