Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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