knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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guess what?

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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