- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Diana and victoria

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Whats a cat? A cat!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Where to, sir? Forward.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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