Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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Rick Perry.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I love you very much.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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