Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Gay rights

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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