- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Kim Kardashian.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

Yah? Well your a ********

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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