- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

Ben is gay

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Womens Basketball.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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