- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Where to, sir? Forward.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Guess what? SHADAP

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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