- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Like my status for a tbh?

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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