- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How Long is a Chinese man.

The joke below me is retarded

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Women's Rights

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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