- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

Womens rights

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Politics.

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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