Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Where does a hobo live? A box.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

The joke below me is retarded

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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