what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Anti Joke

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