Yah? Well your a ********

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Gay rights

guess what?

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Poop.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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