A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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45.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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A black man without problems.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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