why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Yo Mamma

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Womens rights

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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