how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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