- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Womens Basketball.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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