What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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