My mom touched my wiener : \

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Gay rights

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

guess what?

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

Poop.

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

wanna hear a joke? no

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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