- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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