why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Women's Rights

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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