boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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