abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Womens Sports

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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9/11.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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the your face joke

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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