- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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