- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

Five guys one rape.

Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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