I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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