- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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