What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Gay rights

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black

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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