A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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