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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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