What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Popsicles

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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