Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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