- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

2+2= 478

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Women's Rights

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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