What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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YOLO

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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666

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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theres a fat guy

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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