what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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