why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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My nipple is bleeding

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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YOLO

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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