Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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