- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

69.... is a number

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