What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Hey, you have small hands.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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