- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How Long is a Chinese man.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

Women's Rights

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Lacrosse

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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