A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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