What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Gay rights

69.... is a number

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