when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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guess what?

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69.... is a number

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Poop.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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666

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Popsicles

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Anti Joke

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