How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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what color is blue? green

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Kim Kardashian.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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