- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

I AM DISSAPOINTED

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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