- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

My mom touched my wiener : \

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

I AM DISSAPOINTED

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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