What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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69.... is a number

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guess what?

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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