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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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