So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

Poop.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

It's funny, because she's twice his size!

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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