What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Women's Rights

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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Lacrosse

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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