- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

what rhymes with sloth? rape

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

I love you very much.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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