- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Women's Rights

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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