why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Women's Rights

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Lacrosse

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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