Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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